From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What is bizarre
Message-ID: <1990Dec31.235745.1372@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Date: 31 Dec 90 23:57:45 GMT
References: <1990Dec31.094148.10844@santra.uucp>
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
In <1990Dec31.094148.10844@santra.uucp> t35106r@kaira.hut.fi (Jukka Sakari Talvio) writes:
>I HAVE read netnews before, but I just found this group named
>talk.bizarre. Could someone please give a short yet complete
>defenition of this group.

No. There is no short yet complete defenition of the group; talk.bizarre defies defenition (in fact, it held its breath for 16 hours the last time this was tried). However, there are a couple of good, short yet complete defamations of the group, but unfortunately the margin of this terminal is too soft to contain them.

>I am supposed to write something odd, strange, peculiar or even
>funny here, am I not. Considering my personality, anything I write
>could be described with those adjectives, excluding funny, could it not.
No. The only material which is appropriate for this group is that which is written while holding a pound of fried onions under your arms. Doktor Carasso has a special dispensation for the fried eggs; do not attempt this at home -- he is a TRAINED processional.

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