From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Walking Between Rain Drops !!!!
Message-ID: <Bzqs7v.8qy@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Date: 24 Dec 92 02:28:40 GMT
References: <1992Dec21.211033.9241@news.columbia.edu> <28110@dog.ee.lbl.gov>
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

mr x, of course, avoids getting wet
during rainstorms by emitting intense
gamma radiation which vaporizes the rain
at a safe distance.

he uses the same technique to avoid
door-to-door salesmen and jehovah's
witnesses.