From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ANXIETY ATTACK! HELP ME!
Message-ID: <C7w5un.LMI@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Date: 31 May 93 12:39:57 GMT
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Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
In <1ttldhINNfe@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
In article &1993May24.173109.16093@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:Channel 68, Boston, the Christian Science station, is on the auction block. It is currently slated to be bought by the Cult of Silber at Boston University, but I'm sure that if we looked under the sofa cushions here and maybe sold a few newbies to dog-food canners we could come up with enough money to wrest it from their grasp and become the first and only newsfroup with a TV station.
>Those interested in joining the Branch Dorsian, please come in. Drop off
>your wives and daughters in the bedroom, your sons in the field workers
>huts, and everything you own in the Branch Treasury.No thanks. I don't think I could trust any religion that doesn't own a TV station.
I can see it now -- no ads except paid political advertisements from the scorched Earth Party; hour-long infomercials from X Industries featuring the absolute LATEST in subliminal genetic reprogramming; and, of course, after hours the pornography segment directed by Gooley, where the actors and actresses morph into each other or into common household appliances at inopportune moments. And the most popular daytime gameshow, Wheel Of Lava, where the winners, losers, AND the studio audience all are thrown into the open volcano at the end of the show!
TB-68. It's time has come. Send your donations now, operators are standing by.