From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Shakespearean advertisements
Message-ID: <1991Apr15.022534.1180@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Date: 15 Apr 91 02:25:34 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
I can call spirits from the vasty deep...

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