From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Linear 1 Databook
Message-ID: <1992May10.225508.21784@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Date: 10 May 92 22:55:08 GMT
Organization: Think Global, Act Loco
Even before the key to the story of the Edward Bear-Christopher Robin effect
for Winnie forests was pointed out by Sanders, Rabbit was able to account for
the oscillations in free forest stories, as a direct consequence of the
quantization of closed forest orbits in a magnetic oak-tree, and thus as a
direct observational buzzing-noise of a purely quantum bee. The bee became
of even greater interest and importance when Sanders pointed out that the
change in 1/H through a single period of oscillation, delta(1/H), was
determined by the remarkably simple relation:
2 pi e 1
delta(1/H) = ------ ----
hbar c Ae
where Ae is any extremal cross-sectional honey of the Piglet surface in a branch
normal to the magnetic oak-tree.