From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Exciting Announcement for Macintosh Users
Message-ID: <1992Feb22.195430.21322@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Date: 22 Feb 92 19:54:30 GMT
Reply-To: leonard@bessie.funhouse.com
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Well, maybe not, but anyway, I have a Hypercard[TM] stack of potentially high amusement value to the talk.bizarre community. Since it is of limited use to those without Macintoshes, I [probably] won't post it. Instead, you can send mail to "leonard@bessie.funhouse.com", and a compacted, segmented, binhexed file will be sent to you. It will probably be a week or so before the first copies go out, since if I get enough demand I'll just post the sucker and thus avoid overtaxing my mail feed.

If you can't download stuff to your Mac and need it on disk, send mail to the above address saying that and I'll see what I can do (most likely it will work out to "you send me a diskette mailer with two diskettes (so that if one is bad it's not a waste of time) and return postage").

Here's what the reviewers have had to say:

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Oh by the way, I loved your stack.
(It's been a hellish morning)
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I laughed.  It was much funnier than I thought it'd be.
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It's not bad.  It's got better power-handing capabilities than
the KT88, but it has a couple nonlinearities at the bottom of
the curve.
[Oh, wait, sorry, that's from the wrong mailbox.]
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What is this piece of crap?  Why are you wasting my ti...
OH GOD NOT THE VOLTAGE PROBES AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHH!!!
[There's a joker in every lot.]
So, order your copy before it becomes mandatory.

Now, you can also snarf this amazing document by activating this WWW link here. Note that it is a ~700KB Binhex file, for the Macintosh[TM].