From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Debate
Message-ID: <Bw9nC1.IGI@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Date: 17 Oct 92 12:43:10 GMT
References: <1992Oct14.131013.22904@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
            <1992Oct15.171516.12618@sci34hub.sci.com>
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
In <1992Oct15.171516.12618@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.131013.22904@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
>rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>Was anyone else hoping Quayle and Gore would actually get into a fistfight?
>If they did, who would the Secret Service arrest?

The audience. They would then shoot Gore, whisk him away to a secret laboratory under the Cheyenne Mountains to reanimate his body with a remote-controlled computer replacing his brain so he would corroborate the story of how Quayle bested him handily in fisticuffs. Bush would then resign in favor of the young and virile Quayle, who would be (re-)elected in November by the wild fladulation of the American public. Gore's animated corpse would then "die" in a tragic plane crash, and Oliver Stone would film a shocking expose' proving that his death was really the work of Basque Unitarians.