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From: jiml@alberta.UUCP (Jim Laycock)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Purest Bonehead Pottery
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Date: 5 Aug 87 16:21:00 GMT
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Once upon a midnight dreary
While I dispatched, weak and weary
Suddenly, there came a query
Knocking on my CRT.

"Wheretofore?", I said, disgusted
Whereupon my keys got rusted
They are liable to get busted
Busted by the Bim, who isn't existential
Is deterministic, he?

This concludes the list of bonehead,
The list that couldn't have ended,
This metre is getting the most badly bended,
Bended to eternity.

Dum da dum da dum da dum da,
Dum da dum da dum da dum da,
Dum da dum da dum da dum da,
Dum da dum da dum dee dee.

The end, the end, the end you see
Has finally come for you and me
Twice relieved we're sure to be
Unless of course there's more (hee hee)!

-- 
  Jim Laycock		Philosophy grad, University of Alberta
  alberta!Jim_Laycock@UQV-MTS
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