Path: netnews.upenn.edu!newsserver.jvnc.net!howland.reston.ans.net!usc!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!senator-bedfellow.mit.edu!faqserv From: tbsc@volcano.tbsc.ORG (talk.bizarre Steering Committee) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.answers,news.answers Subject: Welcome to talk.bizarre! (Monthly Posting) Supersedes: Followup-To: talk.bizarre Date: 5 Jun 1994 14:19:19 GMT Organization: talk.bizarre Steering Committee (TINC) Lines: 24 Approved: news-answers-request@MIT.Edu Distribution: world,planet-newb,elsewhere Expires: 24 Jul 1994 14:18:40 GMT Message-ID: Reply-To: LopezE@rpi.edu (Zed Lopez) NNTP-Posting-Host: bloom-picayune.mit.edu Summary: rrrrring X-Last-Updated: 1994/05/19 X-Mr-Attribution: Zed Lopez X-Orig-Sender: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Seth the Lard) Originator: faqserv@bloom-picayune.MIT.EDU Xref: netnews.upenn.edu talk.bizarre:201479 talk.answers:244 news.answers:23476 Archive-name: talk-bizarre Hi. You have reached the talk.bizarre automated answering service. You can make your selection at any time. If you would like to FUCK OFF, press 1. If you would like to be enbalmed with raw sewage while you look on helplessly, press 2. If you would like to orally gratify an enraged wolverine who has recently escaped years of captivity as a test subject in a cosmetics laboratory, press 3. If you would like a free body piercing the hard way, press 4. If you would like to jump in a goddam volcano you fucking cave newt, be aspersed with anvils, or receive anesthesia via lead pipe, press 5. If you would like to post something original and interesting, please stay on the line. By the Holy Claws of Klortho the Magnificent, this IS a fine morning! talk.bizarre Steering Committee tbsc@volcano.tbsc.org