Path: netnews.upenn.edu!jvnc.net!yale.edu!yale!gumby!destroyer!ncar!noao!amethyst!organpipe.uug.arizona.edu!news From: tbsc@volcano.tbsc.ORG (talk.bizarre Steering Committee) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,news.answers Subject: Welcome to talk.bizarre! (Monthly Posting) Message-ID: <1Jul9219jka135@tbsc.org> Date: 1 Jul 92 23:01:27 GMT Sender: news@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu Reply-To: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Seth the Lard) Followup-To: talk.bizarre Distribution: world,cindyslivingroom,elsewhere Organization: talk.bizarre Steering Committee (TINC) Lines: 36 Approved: news-answers-request@MIT.Edu Xref: netnews.upenn.edu talk.bizarre:109642 news.answers:2020 X-Mr-Attribution: Many and sundry, incuding: dsh@csl36h.csl.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger), #11, #10, #9, #8, #7, #4, #3, #1, cortese@skid.ps.uci.edu (Janis Maria Cortese), #9, #8, #5, sankar@mbeya.research.att.com (ananth sankar), #10, #5, abeals@autodesk.com (Andrew Scott Beals), #6, stcroix@ultra.com (Bill St. Croix), #11, #10, #9, #7, #6, #5, #4, #2, #1, others too numerous to mention. X-Mind: (Note for the slightly slow: If you find yourself agreeing with any of the responses here, try imagining them in the context of news.admin, or your own favorite group, and see if they still sound as good.) Archive-name: talk-bizarre Top 11 lame answers to the request ``Please don't post this drivel to talk.bizarre.'': 11. WHO ARE YOU TO SAY WHAT BELONGS OR DOESN'T BELONG IN TALK.BIZARRE? 10. EVERYONE ELSE DOES IT. 9. I'M GOING TO IGNORE YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ALSO HASSLE EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON WHO DID IT. 8. YOU'RE JUST PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M A (choose one) LIBERTARIAN / DOG OWNER / PRO-LIFER / SWORD SWALLOWER / UNDERGRADUATE / INDIAN. 7. DON'T TELL ME WHERE TO POST, MISTER NET.COP. I CAN POST WHEREVER I WANT. 6. HAHAHAHA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!! PEOPLE IN TALK.BIZARRE COMPLAINING ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE CROSSPOSTING. THE SHOE IS REALLY ON THE OTHER FOOT THIS TIME. 5. WELL, THE WHOLE GROUP IS JUST A LOT OF DRIVEL ANYWAY, SO SO WHAT? 4. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE A KILL FILE? 3. HEIL HITLER! 2. I DISAGREE. I THINK EVERYTHING IS APPROPRIATE TO TALK.BIZARRE. 1. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! NYAAAH! By the Holy Claws of Klortho the Magnificent, this IS a fine morning! talk.bizarre Steering Committee tbsc@volcano.tbsc.org