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I used to post about Tasha Yar
Now I found a group called talk.bizarre
Fun to followup, boring to read
They claim rec.arts.drwho is more my speed

I get to write about the weirdest things
Like the joke about a bar attended by strings
Some of you hate me but it's easy to say no
When you say I should go jump in a volcano

  'Cause I'm a net loser
  I'm a net loser
  I'm a net loser
  Don't matter what you say
  I won't go away

>Here's the funniest thing:
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^-- I said
>No matter what you say I can add "in bed"
>Not only that, I've got a direct line to god
>And my aunt is a fish, isn't that odd?

You're always coming up with some new catchphrase
Everyday I'll try one out the same old ways
I can't believe how you could be so lame
I haven't done anything deserving a flame

  'Cause I'm a net loser
  I'm a net loser
  I'm a net loser
  Don't matter what you do
  I won't get a clue

I thought you people were kinda cool
But you all say that I'm just a fool
I don't care what it is you think I lack
One thing's for sure I ain't coming back

Wait--I'm back again, now you're toast
You have no right to tell me where to post
And there is one thing you can believe
This time for sure I will never leave

  'Cause I'm a net loser
  I'm a net weenie
  I'm a net loser
  Don't matter what you do
  I'll still post from PSU


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                     Get your hands OFF the keyboard, NOW.
talk.bizarre Steering Committee                           tbsc@volcano.tbsc.org