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From: ascot@agora.rdrop.com (Alan Scott)
Subject: The Generic Folksong
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THE GENERIC FOLKSONG
(lugubriously)

     Am        C    G     Am
This is the generic folksong

   Am       C        G      Am
Insert your favorite misery here

    C      G       C         Am
And I will sing it all night long

   C             G       Am
As long as there is free beer.

(Repeat)

--
Alan P. Scott (ascot@agora.rdrop.com)
     "They're a dangerous breed when they go feral, academics are."
                        --James Blaylock, _Lord Kelvin's Machine_