Babs Woods, Boxboro, MA, 01719 Feb. 21, 1995 (Written for Talk.Bizarre) Things to do Wash the stove I dig out the stove grates, put them in the sink with some Lemon Liquid Detergent and some Citrus Solution (Orange Oil) Add hot water and watch it roil and bubble ominously. I think: What will this Witches' Brew do? Will it geyser and shoot to the ceiling? Will it explode suddenly in a burst of wrought iron shards and glowing slime? Will the shards pin me through the throat to the freezer door? Will they catch my daughter unawares as she comes to see what's happened and, spinning, shear off the top of her little head? Or will it sit there roiling and bubbling ominously until my imagination cools down? You decide. -babs